GAMES FOR POLITICALLY OR MORALLY CORRECT COUPLES – GAME 1: POLITICALLY CORRECT SEX (PART 3)

“Are you sure? Are you sure it’s not sexual abuse?” “No, it’s not sexual abuse. I want you to touch my breast.” “But are you simply giving in to my male oppression or intimidation?”

“No. I told you, I’m doing it for me. I like doing this, and I’m doing it for me. Okay?”

“You do have nice breasts. Especially your left one. Not that I’m discriminating against your right breast. May I squeeze it?”

“Why must you ask me everything?”

“I don’t want to be a sexist.”

“You’re not being a sexist.”

“But I’m using you as a sex object, aren’t I?”

“In a way.”

“Doesn’t that make me a sexist?”

“Not necessarily. Would you just kiss me and shut up?”

“All right. How was that?”

“That was great. Kiss me again.”

“Like that?”

“Yes.”

“You don’t think my tongue is a bit arrogant?” “Not at all.”

“Thanks. Do you mind if I put my hand down there?”

“No, I don’t mind.”

“You don’t think it’s rude?”

“No, it’s not rude.”

“You don’t feel sexually exploited?”

“Not really.”

“And if I stick my finger inside you, how would you feel about that?” “Please do.”

“You wouldn’t feel finger-raped?” “Just do it.”

“How about two fingers? Would two fingers constitute rape?”

“Try three.”

“Would you like to get on top now?” “Why?”

“I’d like to engage in nonsexist intercourse with you.”

“Just put it in!”

“But I’m lying on top of you.”

“I know. Put it in! Put it in!*

“All right—if you insist. There! Are you all right?”

“Yes, I’m fine.”

*224/196/1*

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